Hi I'm Jess, I'm 18 and I think im cool but im not

if it doesn't involve alcohol, food, sleep or music then i probably don't care

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via fucktrumpet-universe)

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nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

(via kyleboobflovski)

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nimrcd:

If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college

(via merlinsassbutt)

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Get to know me meme — [7\15] favorite celebrities: Chris Pratt
➙ If one day someone came up to me and was like, ‘Look, you’re never going to act again,’ I don’t know what I would do

(via starlordsquill)

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

susiethemoderator:

lightspeedsound:

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

I’m crying omfg

But there are no lies.

(via broaquarium)

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katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via lachrymos-e)

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awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

(via shawnphunters)

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thetomlinsonbooty:

and when he says it, he’s dead serious

he’s almost proud that they’re the bestest

(Source: ourmidnightmoments, via petitarmy)

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